Watch the trailer for his film, Imprint
to direct, SAW BOW-WOW.
Tagline: Forget SIDS! BOW-WOW WOW is the UNSPEAKABLE TERROR.
Background: The compelling story of our little baby girl's SUDDEN ABDUCTION by a WIND-TURBINE SYSTEM (SAWS). Our family tell the chilling tale to investigating police...We truly and honestly believe that our little baby girl was pulled into the WINDFARM
one tragic and spine-chilling night.
There had been several supernatural occurrences since we moved to 'town'. We write a list of all these nasty symptoms, before the police come to interrogate us. I get my wife to type it up on our computer, so it looks nice and professional:
We know it was the wind-turbine because we did the research using Google, Wikipedia and we used statements from the Liberal-National party and other experts. Also, we had taken the following steps to protect our baby girl:
- We installed that video monitoring system
- Fed her a life-affirming paleo-diet
- Ran any former/potential pedophiles (and any homosexuals, to be sure, to be sure) out of town, before we bought at this tranquil rural location in Queensland's west
- We made sure our baby girl didn't get vaccinated
The twist:
Our pet American Staffordshire Terrier named, Doggie Bow-Wow, goes bonkers rapid (and maybe develops superpowers?), as a result of the mindless Southern drawl of the cheap imported wind farm. Imported from America, the parts were assembled by exploited factory workers in Indonesia, many of whom were crushed in the machines that assembled the turbine's parts. As the tragedy unfolds, we realise the local manufacturing industry had been closed down years before, after the implementation of regional trade agreements made subsidies on goods manufactured in Australia totes illegal.
Here is a video of when the Opposition leader tried to save the manufacturing industry in Australia, using protectionist racist rhetoric:
The End.
